He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Betty ringed the bell. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. MJ grinned. Tony, it's three in the morning. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. It's blueberry, his favorite. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. The fuck, Clint? You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. And nobody wants that shit. #pepperpotts The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. and "Oh! Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. #spiderson (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) "Shit babe sorry." Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Steve, you animal, you.. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. It was, Steve says softly. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. On really slow nights, when they're bored. And because I'm Iron Man.. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. "Explain, now. Wanda said. Okay, okay. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Are you, like are you?. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? #starktower I was sleeping. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Or I rip my clothes.. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. It's Stark.. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. #spiderman this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. T'challa questions and we all shift around. I know, Clint. Because because the strings! Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. I thought we'd made up.. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. #captainamerica Classified information. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. #wanda Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. "Hell yeah. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Other than someone on the team.. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Wait.. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. "What! Awesome! Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Scott questions and I smirk. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Or out of the bedroom. Abe was next. PETER? Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Six minutes. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Better known as MJ. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Before sex, during, after. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. #blackwidow "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. 'I want to be referee!' I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. They went back into the elevator. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Matt said. " "How do you even do that?" Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Shut up, this is the last one. Like any of them would. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Rules, shmules. You're going to bed.. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Actually fist-bump. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Lindsay doesn't win. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Stupid Sally. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. This is all my idea. That's too easy. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Enjoy! I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. 374 guests Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. The reason for this stupid game? If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Steve sighs. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Me? Clint looks over at him. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Peter grumbled. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. #brucebanner Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6.
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